Flash Friday, December 19, 2014
Christmas Edition
Every Friday our challenge is to craft a 150-word story (10-word leeway) based on the photo prompt. Here's this week's picture--and my Christmas story:
Double Life
(156 words)
Every year when Christmas rolls around, She of Soft Hands
places me on my mantel perch. I survey my festive domain: the tree, the lights,
the bows, the tinsel. I’m happy.
Until he comes.
When She of Soft Hands leaves the house, Wicked One sneaks
over and snatches me.
Rather than Man of the Month, I become:
Saint
Nicked-the-presents, booked at the LEGO police station
Claus-trophobic, dropped in a LEGO castle
dungeon
Krispy Kringle, caught in the crossfire
between LEGO Jedi and the Dark Side
Father Christmas-past (or was it future?), crammed
in a LEGO DeLorean
And, to add insult to injury, he records my shame and parades
it on the Internet for other 12-year-old boys to scorn. “LEGOmoviemaker0001,”
indeed.
Where’s the love? Wouldn’t this be considered naughty? I’m
questioning all that I represent.
Oh no… She of Little Sticky Hands has grabbed me. Nooooo! Please,
not the LEGO Barbie Fashion Boutique.
Dammit. I’m Santa Claus-dresser.
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“Stop mooning over that…that…man, for want of a better word.” Mama frowns and brushes the hair from my tear-soaked eyes.
“He’ll be back.” I grab his photo and trace his smiling face with my fingertips.
“You act like he hung the moon and stars.” Mama pulls the picture from my grasp and drops it facedown on the table. “He’s trouble.”
“He makes life exciting. He’s seen so much.” I reach for the picture again. She swats my hand away.
“He only visits once in a blue moon.” Mama’s voice is tinged with bitterness as she gets up to pace the room. “Stop wasting your life on false hope.”
“Any time with him is worth the wait. He promised to return as soon as he’s resolved some issues back home.” I watch Mama pause by the stack of suitcases perched expectantly by my bedroom door. Her fingers dance across the surface, leaving tracks in the thick dust.
“He promised you the moon. He didn’t deliver.”
“Not yet. Soon.” I sigh and turn my gaze to the window, straining to see the star system he calls home. Tonight it’s out of sight, hidden behind the Earth’s never-failing dance partner in the sky.